Charlotte had the pretty brown hair and the marriage to Kyle MacLachlan!

Team Miranda. for ever.

No he probably voted for Kucinich or something.

Lol her face in that gif! So priceless.

I know he's a famous fancy person but I hated his character! Something sooo unattractive about a guy who tells me what to put in my hot beverages.

I KNOW RIGHT? I was enraged. Dude if you leave me at the altar you're lucky that the only thing I do to you is aggressively hit you with my flowers.

Ugh, Petrovsky was the snob to end all snobs. Put blackberry jam in your tea? Smoking is coolio? Go back to Russia, you suck (nothing against Russia I just feel really strongly about this).

I am neither Team Aiden nor Team Big. TEAM NO ONE.

She. looks. fucking. perfect!

I guess I've fallen behind on my Ashlee Simpson Love Life RSS feed because I thought she was married to that dude from Good Charlotte? Or Fallout Boy, or something.

IDK, I feel like if I use the treadmill and watch a Lifetime movie at Planet Fitness 2 or 3 times a week to stave off seasonal depression, then I'm furrr surrrree getting my $15 per month worth. Still cheaper than therapy, alcohol, or medicine.

She's wrong.

Gross, that is an insult to cunts everywhere.

I just... I really really want to go somewhere tropical by myself and have an anti-SAD, post-breakup, wintertime ROMP.

Hi please don't ruin everything bagels for me though

I got my Mirena installed almost 3 years ago. I got some spotting that first month and then n.o.t.h.i.n.g. ever since.

Yeah...see also: my comment about singing this for my 8th grade holiday concert. My friends telling me I was weird for thinking this song was gross was just another fun way that I was taught to ignore (participate in) rape culture.

I have two gross memories associated with this song. One is when my 8th grade select choir (YEAH, SELECT, WHAT NOW) sang it for a holiday concert. I distinctly remember looking around as we were learning the words to see if anyone else was grossed out by it. No one was :( I also remember, 8 years later, talking about…

Is it bad if I don't feel bad for people who choose to partake in this? If you're enough of a follower to join a sorority then that's your problem. Kazantsev is a mean girl. No wonder she won the pageant of the mean girls. Hazing, bad. Pageants, bad. Cool story.

I've actually heard about this happening at other universities, specifically at Buffalo. Another bastion of classiness.