So incredibly grateful to have spent time with this woman, at her home, in my city.

On a related note, I started re-watching OITNB yesterday in an effort to remember what happened, in case I decide to watch season 2, and I realized I'm in that show for EVERYONE except for Piper. How about a show just starring Laverne (and all the other cool bitches that show features)?

As a Mid-Priced-Clothing-For-Teachers Seller/Cat Hugger/Salad Eater (nonsexual salad)/Aspiring Professional Book Reader/Yogi, I am glad that slashies are FINALLY GETTING THEIR DUE. Thank you, Vogue, for representing us.

FIRST: Let me say that this is the absolute perfect, life-affirming, sex-positive response to all the misogynistic bullshit Erin went through this week by having to watch PUAHate forums for hours on end. Don't let the haters get you down, ladies. Orgasms will save us all.

Yeah even look at his face in the pic above - he's an asshole. He's making fun of her. Not that physical violence is ok, since it seems mandatory to clarify that point, as though an explanation of Solange's behavior is the same thing as an excuse for violence.

Just got sucked in with "Cat Park." I'm in love with this woman.

Sometimes I cannot get past how much she resembles Zooey Deschanel. Has anyone ever seen them at the same place at the same time? Are they BOTH in the Illuminati? So many questions.

Or "written" 10 "books"?

Every time I go to Barnes & Noble, I take magazines like Bitch, Bust, Ms., etc., down from the back/hidden shelves and put them in front of terrible wedding magazines and Cosmo.

I noticed that too! Except I feel like Candace really is trying to create the drama with Danica.

I watched the season premiere of this and instantly noticed that Candy has a serious case of Christian Lady Crazy Eyes. I also noticed that she was trying to mean-girl Winnie Cooper by saying Winnie stole her boyfriend when they were 13 or some shit. Danica, to her credit, didn't even remember that and didn't care.

Bought my first 90-count Zyrtec for the season today! And I bought them with relish and enthusiasm, knowing it means HAPPINESS AND WARMTH is on the way.

Between the SENSELESS MURDER OF JAMES (screw you Shonda!) and the nasty spit-filled Huck/Quinn makeout sesh, this was one of the most upsetting episodes of television I've ever watched. Why don't you just rip my heart right out and play hockey with it, Cyrus???

Is there anyone else just coming to this thread because they're 2 days behind on their viewing?

Melanie Grant is flawless and I need to see more of her soon.

The image of the roof ripping off the plane will probably give me nightmares for weeks. I guess I am never leaving my house again.

Umm just when I thought I was 100% sick of TSwift, that gif of her sticking her tongue out at Justin and Selena made me like her a little again. I mean, you need to stick by your sisters, but that would have been my exact reaction too.

Ooo baby put your penile extension into my vaginal canal, yeahhh...

As I learned when I read Caitlin Moran's book, the English really do have a great many more terms for "vagina" in their vernacular (or, your vernacular as the case may be). I envy your words!!

Yeah that's exactly how I feel. One time my boyfriend said the word pussy and I literally stopped and we had a chat for a second. (I'm obviously really lucky he loves me because no other man would tolerate that.)