I agree that women are taught to be grossed out by their own sexual anatomy, but for me I just do not enjoy the sound of the word "vagina." I think it's the soft "g" followed by the long "i." It's just aesthetically unpleasant to hear. The only vagina-y word that I enjoy is "cunt," because - as Louis CK put it - it's…

Just put it on my body! NOW

UGGS HATERS TO THE LEFT.

Um also I love your username.

YUP I couldn't even get out of my driveway this morning. Nothing in Tipp Hill or the city is plowed. I walked out of my house and my next door neighbor was also leaving, and we both just looked at each other and shook our heads and said "fuck this." Not even in a chummy, laughy way. Just a "fuck this, I'm Surly, why…

Literally the only thing keeping me in Syracuse.

Even here in upstate NY (yes, truly upstate, not in Westchester county) we are getting Surly. We usually are fine because we just frolic our way through the snow, and then by March we are prepping for St. Patrick's Day so the happiness continues.

POCKETS, y'all!

Wait...Allison Janney? Like a weird, alternate-universe, makeup-and-plastic-surgery-obsessed Allison Janney?

Or a "Martinique" if she's European.

I feel you. I'm praying the unemployment check comes through tomorrow.

Except me! I haven't watched it yet either, and I hesitate to because I can't afford to get addicted to a new show right now!

I feel like they really missed an opportunity to further abuse the letter K.

File this under "things I'd forgotten about but burst out laughing the second I remembered."

Well he looks exactly - exactly - like this douchey kid I went to high school with who probably grew up and thinks he's a great rapper, so...

Can we talk about Lorde's hair last night?

I a) don't think he's that funny and b) TOTALLY agree with you about the creepiness. My boyfriend is a semi-fan (could take him or leave him, thinks he's generally good) and I was trying to explain why I am so not into the guy, but couldn't articulate it. There should be a word women can use to explain the icky…

Mehhhh Jonah Hill...I really admire his work in WOWS, etc, but for some reason I'm just not on board.

A stoned heiress partying in Morocco? I think I just figured out my absolute dream occupation.

As always...I LOVE Retta! On point. And she always looks comfortable and omg are those flats??