Tyler Perry is having a kid.

I'd like to propose a motion which states that Emma Thompson must appear in everything for forever because she is flawless.

I have no caption, I just want an excuse to post some delicious Harry (sorry William, you're cute too)

I love that wiggly baby.

"When did you take this? How long has he known?"

We could always start a group and call it the 50 Shades of Grays.

according to this instagram, any time the police are called the police show up and just go '...guys...' and everyone calms down and apologizes and then leaves.

My first concert was a Gwar show in a club called "the Abyss". I was in the 6th grade, my dad took me and they wheeled a giant penis on stage and sprayed the crowd with milk. Moral of the story: my dad is awesome.

(JK, I love this place.)

DTWOF is where I learned to keep my fingernails cut if I didn't want to advertise that I'd been single a long time.

Me, too! She's a lefty. She took her time writing - each mark was slow and purposeful and I BASKED in it. :)

I was so overwhelmed my knees were literally shaking and I started CRYING once I got within two feet of her. I think I said something lame like, "Sorry for blubbering, it's just, you're my HERO," and she patiently and graciously waited for me to get my fucking shit together. She congratulated me on graduating law…

Sarah Deer was one of my law professors and she is absolutely amazing and also yesterday I MET RUTH BADER GINSBURG SHE SHOOK MY HAND AND SHE SIGNED MY FAVORITE PHOTO OF HER AND I AM GOING TO DIE OF FANGIRLING!!

I am also flabbergasted! As a baby dyke a thousand years ago DTWOF was one of the very few lifelines I had. Alison Bechdel deserves every single bit of this and more. Yaaaayyyyyyyy!

Needs more otter.

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

Baby photos:

Fucking stupid. My pup cost $60 bucks, is a clumsy fool, and a wonderful addition to our family.