OOOH, and this is my favorite clothing collection of all time! SIGH.

No, it wasn't. I'm still so mad at them for putting down a totally healthy dog for no reason. Why not just quarantine it like they did with this one? Grr.

I thought about Dallas the other day, now I'm bleeding out my eyeballs.

That's an old picture of Andrea. He's morphed into, well, I hate the phrase but if the shoe fits, he's pure euro-trash aristo. IMO.

Some people really are THAT naive. That's the impression I've always had about her. I mean, she was 22. I was a fucking idiot at 22. I could totally see myself being stupid enough to get into that situation.

I know, I was just about to post the same thing, waiting for all the comments about who cares and what a drain on taxpayers they are and blah blah blah. And voila! I point below.

Are you a party pooper?

I am not ashamed to admit that I spent part of my lunch hour on Tumblr looking at pics of Hiddles and Cumberbatch. Because DREAMY.

DEAR GOD. Now I'm daydreaming threesomes. Whew, it's hot in here now.

OMG those Pnina dresses are crack-tastic!

I'm so happy for this. I literally cannot talk about her without getting all emotional. She's so, so amazing and brave and badass.

I didn't wear one for the actual ceremony, but I did put on a dollar store tiara for my cake cutting. It was fun.

Or someone calling them leeches and/or inbred.

I will only care if they bring along that adorable chubby-cheek grumpy pumpkin-muffin Prince George.

Is that a real wedding picture up there? Because, huh, I never figured their super-secret wedding would be so... basic. I mean? And what's with the tv screens with candles?

Woot, my two faves!

Oh dear GOD

And Cumberbatch.

OMG yes. I've been a Jez commenter since like 2007 and recently lost my login because I decided to wipe my cookies and never wrote down my password (I KNOW) and so I'm on a freaking burner, which is so embarrassing. If I could get out of the grays, it would make my day. I don't post spam, I don't troll, I am…

Have you heard him speak? Or seen him as Sherlock? I didn't get it until I saw Sherlock. And there are pictures where he's super weird looking, but then there are some where whoa, I get it. Plus, he's charming and British. So, YMMV.