Sorry not sorry, but my tits would look AMAZING IN THIS DRESS. Do want.

Retta!!!

"The McDonnells were first accused of wrongdoing when they fired a chef who they claimed had been stealing food from them. Unfortunately for them (and fortunately for Virginia), the chef had documents proving that Williams had paid for the McDonnells' daughter's wedding."

I don't know who this Chris Pratt person is but he looks an awful lot like my favorite FBI detective Burt Macklin.

when i heard he adlibbed the 'i put your symptoms into the computer and it looks like you might have network connectivity problems' line from the flu ep, i was SOLD FOR LIFE on chris pratt.

How the shit can you "abandon" a miscarriage?

Fuck Texas; fuck anti-choicers; fuck "prayer" being part of a police investigation; fuck abstinence-centered sex education; and fuck leaving women in crisis (or, in this case, children in crisis!) with no viable options, letting them suffer alone, and then treating them like criminals for doing what they have to do.

OK, I am much more into the idea of the kids drawings on the veil & dress now that I know that it was embroidered on. At first I was thinking that she handed the kids a bunch of markers and let them loose on a custom Versace gown and was kind of horrified for fashion.

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

But you have very good hair, Cadence, so not all is lost.

People who scare women out of medical treatment deserve a special place in hell.

Jessica, I am so proud of you for standing up for your site, your authors and your commenting community.

Said it on Facebook this morning, saw it a lot in the Gawker comments - time to away with internet anonymity. No censorship, just post whatever you want to post with your first and last name next to it, linked to your Facebook account or email address. If you think it's okay to taunt a grieving 25-year-old with…

(Liz Lemon high-five .gif)

No kidding. It was okay if it was on Jezebel, but GOD FORBID it happen to Kotaku I guess.

Can we use this thread to descriptively illustrate the .gifs we would use?

The mention of Idaho reminds me of a story from a hippy friend of mine. On the way back east from Oregon she stopped off for a meal in Idaho. In all sweet hippy naivety she asked the waiter if there was a vegetarian option. His reply was "Ma'am, out here, we feed the lettuce to the rabbits. And then, we eat the…

When the waitress got to the mother/son pairing and asked for a drink order, the child let go of the nipple, squarely said, "Sprite," and promptly reattached himself to the teat for another go."