Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“Trading #1 picks: it’s the right thing to do, and the right way to do it.”

maybe he would have been called safe if the umpire had been able to see the upper half of his body

Leslie Brett is my new sports hero!

Ha! That sniper rifle sounds exactly like a Starter’s Pistol!

“You’re bringing the Devil unto us by attending boy-girl touching dances!”