Finally, the day where people who smoke weed can smoke weed and do so humbly and without comment.

I don’t know what a good percentage of these words mean, but I am fucking happy for everyone involved or sad about the tragedy that ensued.

Hush Puppy Hush Puppy TKO!

I see a thinner Wilfred Brimley. “We are so sugar coated with picks they might just give me diabeetus.”

“Was Johnny Manziel acting like a Shit Stain?”

I like that her comment, boiled down, is look at their dumb fucking loser faces losing. I can respect that.

Beats piss ice any day of the week.

Everyone needs to get the fuck over themselves and just enjoy some flavor ice outside and watch the flowers grow. It’s spring god damn it, feel better.

Whatever you say, man.

Those extra shifts at Denny’s are really paying off.

Burying the lede: Tom Green still has two hundred bucks!

Did you eat Hamilton Nolan and gain his anger?

In the book it’s 1992 not 1994. Why the change? This quote is suspiciously perfect.

It probably had something to do with the teams pre-game work as crossing guards. Guessing he didn’t look both ways.