A few weeks ago, my extremely moody and snotty-ass 13-year-old was giving me the usual bullshit as I was asking her to put on her seatbelt (all the while, refusing to put on her seatbelt). I was just wrecked from everything, my job, the election, you name it, and I leaned over and screamed, “Put on your mother-fucking…

1) Lots of young people watch The Bachelor
2) The only fucking young people you know are sports writers.
3) Therefore, the young people you know watch The Bachelor.

Drew, my man, don’t become “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”

“Frederick Dougie Fresh, a terrific guy. One of the best.”

Me. Me, me me. I. Me. Myself, I, and also me. Most importantly, me.

I saw the story this morning, and thought about what was being implemented and the state-by-state level at which that is happening, and realized all this will do is consolidate college football’s power within the South, particularly, the Deep South.

States like California or in the midwest or wherever who do this,…

relevant:

I don’t really give a shit about the wall either. You know who actually gives a shit? The ranchers who border the rio grande. You can’t build the wall on Mexico’s side of the rio grande, so you have to build it on our side and cut off the rancher’s access to the river. Should be very interesting...

Either that, or I’m a cytopathologist who recognizes that cutting funding to Planned Parenthood has consequences beyond fewer abortions.

Good to hear, will need to watch it.

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

Heavenly Creatures. One of the girls changed her name as an adult and is a best selling mystery writer.

The baby’s concept is abstract, but I like it!

Kellyanne Conway, “President Trump is having the jellybeans audited, he will release the finding when the audit is done, it is the lying media that only cares about the jellybean count.”

He’s a real Rembearandt.

Liga MX doesn’t disappoint. See all the green lasers pointed at the dog?

Oh god, the expression on that cat’s face. “Dafuq? How the hell did I end up here?”

Yep! Yesterday at Reagan my friend texted me “How am I supposed to find you everyone here is wearing a pussyhat!”

Not all of her victims’ blood is the same color.