Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

Rich people are full of shit

That is not the original airwolf, when the show was canceled it became an air ambulance and crashed in 92, killing 3 (Thanks Robot Chicken!). A replica was made for a helicopter museum in TN, which failed, moved to another museum, and then to the current owner. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airwolf_(helicopter)

Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

Because you’re an asshole.

But what the hell is it doing in the middle of the street?!?!?!

I would just like to state that at one point in my 20s, I quit my day job to be a dancing spoon in a tour of Beauty & the Beast.

Apologies for copying most of what I responded to another comment, but I honestly think Trump as President is far less scary than Pence as President. Trump is already contradicting senior Republicans on big things like healthcare, and committing them all to things they literally can’t deliver on. It will cause at…

“ most beauty stores have return policies that make it easy for you to return a product even after you’ve used it”

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.

Chaffetz seems particularly mad about a series of sarcastic Twitter posts the OGE’s official account sent to Trump in November, mock-congratulating him for deciding to divest himself from his businesses

Those of us who don’t feel comfortable enough for a bikini but have weird proportions that make any other kind of bathing suit nearly impossible will be forever grateful for the invention of the tankini. You can pry my Land’s End bra-size tankini tops from my cold, dead hands.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

“That’s not true.”

In addition to your husband’s signature, the credit approval will require disclosure of your race. ?

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.