and thick!! or his head is very thin!! i don’t know but all i know is that i cannot unsee it

But she left a beautiful, non-cook-like body.

Fashions in rhinoplasty must be coming around again to 70s style... I could totally rock that sculpted nose.

Not that it’s terribly important, but for some cultural context: for middle-class Torontonians, going up north to cottage country is a yearly ritual in summer. If your family doesn’t have a cottage, it’s likely that you’ll know someone who does. For a lot of kids, visiting friends at their cottages represents, for…

“a bison looked at them and was like ‘Fuck this person.’”

“Deadspin only played an excerpt which made me sound racist. If you listen to the full thing you’d know I’m incredibly dumb AND racist.” - Colin Cowherd

Wait, is this a UFC story that isn’t about domestic abuse? How...different.

where’d he pee and poop?

Have you ever seen one in person? It looks like someone hawked a giant yellow loogie.

My gentleman caller (or “boyfriend” as he insists I call him) has a big problem with kids in restaurants. Although he won’t admit it, the presence of children is his benchmark for the quality of any establishment. And he is hyperaware of any child in his general vicinity.

That story is making my blood pressure rise, fucking entitled parents are the worrrrrrst.

I’m not going to begrudge anyone who survived a brutal attack the right to make money from that. She’s profiting from telling her story? I’m cool with that.

Inside, there’s a bookshelf with volumes arranged by color

“I gained some weight from my all-inclusive vaca in Mexico

pray 4 kara

I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

There will be no comments as most of us do not have the stamina or finger strength to get to replies. So I stopped in the middle, ran to the store, and I am now soaking my sore mousefinger in this.

You leave the corgis out of this.

Here’s my impression of you: “Oooo, look at me, I’m MrDineo and I hate fruit.” That’s okay, though. More pie for bears and me!