If I Could Turn Back Thyme
If I Could Turn Back Thyme
UMMMM Toilet Training in Less Than à Day AND The Wine Diet Cookbook? Sign me up right fucking now!
Target’s Champion brand is actually really awesome. And TJ Maxx has tons of workout clothes that are pretty affordable. (I try to save my $$ to buy cute dresses from Anthropologie, eff spending all that dough on clothes that I am going to sweat through three times a week.)
I like the part about the Atlas Shrugged worship:
You mean he’s pro-empowering child laborers to live their best life.
I laughed my ass off about Duke and Ocean after my first day of orientation. My husband did not believe me when I described that shit.
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Ocean.
I applied for a part-time job there to keep me afloat during grad school. I don’t know if the application is the same everywhere, but the Canadian one is BANANAS. Like, I don’t fucking know “what song best describes my life”, lululemon, and if I did, I wouldn’t tell you.
So Lululemon = Scientology - aliens + yoga pants? That’s what I’m taking from this.
KIND of mad? KIND OF?!!!! I am outraged on your behalf!
Honestly, I feel this is definitely something we should be encouraging. The kids are using their imaginations, and learning to do something, and they can share it with people. I’m sure if instragram was around when I was young, I would have been posting tons of pictures of my elaborate farm toy set ups.
*Kirsten
i am half judging and half thoughtful and idk what to do with myself.
Right? I don’t care about whatever she said about America. I care that she licked a doughnut and put it back. WTF.
okay, so this ariana grande thing. i just don’t get it. like at all. WHY DID SHE LICK THE FOOD? Like why would anyone do that? Is that a normal human thing to do, even a normal spoiled human thing to do???
love her, and of course she is as cute as a pony fart
If you’re a history nerd and you’ve spent any time whatsoever online, you’ve probably familiar with Kate Beaton’s Har…
I was just thinking “aw fuck good thing I’m not famous because this is how I eat my lunch every goddamn day”