Two years later, the first children.

Misrepresented dick size is a common thing.

Might invulva lotta work.

Really? You like the visual you get when you say “snorrslida”?

That’s why you don’t let your eight-year-old name your village.

hmm, fizzy kombucha booze cocktail sounds pretty good. I’ll allow you to make one for me.

Kombucha is better with a shot of vodka in it.

Might be good mixed together. I’d try it.

That is the least romantic display of what I have to guess was supposed to be something that might pass for “affection” in the uncanny valley I’ve seen in a long, long time.

How I feel whenever anyone touches me ever.

That’s kinda... morally wrong. This guy sounds like he’s kind of a jerk. Seriously, who just does that? In any industry?

NO I would never fuck that hose-beast. Story-time: Andre Agassi was best friends with one of my college buddies and used to come visit campus during the height of his fame and he’d come out to the main college bar we all frequented (The Tombs at Gtown). He fucked three of my hottest friends (not on the same night) and…

*golf clap*

Sex might be the only thing he does anymore that’s below par.

Kim is pregnant w marionette barack obama?!?!!?

Yo, this cat looks like Joe Biden, not Obama.

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

As pro/con as I am on Tim Kawakami he did provide my all time FAVORITE Harbaugh exchange:

Clearly...