Um, hello. Organic unicorn farts, and free-range angel tears.

But she isnt like other girls. This woman has been conditioned since before she could tie her own shoes to kick ass. She isnt like any other competitor in her sport either. Without even trying that hard she set a record for fastest championship match and only match to be won without throwing a single strike. She IS…

Your standard male MMA fighter is saying this kind of shit, times ten, about everyone. He calls other dudes worthless layabouts for not being as strong as him, or worse, he calls them feminine. Does it make their statements right? Probably not. But the measure of this outrage will be because of Rousey’s gender and the…

I think they’re good classes. I even bought one of their cover-ups once. But 75% of their employees and customers have had WAY WAY WAY too much of the Kool-aid. It’s a good workout. But it’s not like, the hardest, most amazing exercise you could ever possibly do. Also, it’s expensive. I will go once in a blue moon to…

98 degrees...

Beer and yoga? Ugh.

The Gawker open office plan looks like my version of hell. I say this from behind the closed door of my space heater warmed office while listening to Fleet Foxes at full volume.

I think it’s my friend Monica? Which is cool. Monica is cool.

DOUBLE CREATURE I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I EVER SAID ABOUT YOU

Exactly. I used to be a believer in “cats need to go outside” because “the natural way of things” or some such bullshit. Then I moved to where going outside was extremely lethal for cats. Imagine my surprise when my cats suddenly started living longer and healthier lives. And then there’s the whole not killing birds…

CATTICA! CATTICA!

I don’t have to think you’re beautiful in order to respect you.

I grew up in CA, so Crip means something different to me.

Kellys have always been my favorite!

i hear GOOP has some tasteful, culturally aware clutches for sale

Start with The Ivy Tree.

The Moonspinners was my favorite movie when I was a kid. Hayley Mills was the shit when I was 10 years old, and she got her first screen kiss from Peter McEnery in this film. The world almost blew up from sweet innocent Hayley making out with Peter.

They’re so worth ordering online in paperback, though, because the old covers are GORGEOUS.

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