This is an important thing to have on the Internet! I used to be really ashamed of my “always depend[ing] on the kindness of strangers,” or whatever, but it just ain’t gonna happen otherwise. No one likes being on an airplane, anyway. Let’s try to be chill to each other.

Ron Moore did great work on Star Trek. Kind of gets forgotten in light of Battlestar, but I think its worth mentioning, just so people remember there were talented people involved with the franchise... once upon a time...

And her blog is great reading, I should add.

but it does look very comfy, thats for sure.

Tell me about the knitwear specifically. Because that was one of the things that stuck out to me. I was watching and thought wow, I need a giant cowl scarf, which is not something I usually say to myself.

I’m just going to leave this here and wish the rest of this never happened. And by this, I mean her seriously damaged adulthood.

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

Extra points for the Blue Öyster Cult reference.

This face makes my legs naturally slam shut.

I read ‘hit’ as a verb not an adjective. So it says that Matt Damon hit one the pretty horses LIKE THE JERK WE ALL KNOW HIM TO BE.

So were these “Teen Moms” teens 10 to 15 years ago? Because they look well past their teens.

That dog is every one of these 44 Medieval Beasts That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now

That beagle named Bagel doesn't even want to be his friend.

all I see are blackheads

It fits thought because the clue for 23 Across is “A good way to kill Ted Cruz” and the answer is clearly “Uzi.”

Yes, and the cat they show isn’t even smiling. It just looks like somebody turned the lights on and surprised it eating peanut butter off the counter.

• Jennifer Westfeldt dumped her bf of 18 years, Jon Hamm, right before he checked in to rehab!

Well, technically this guy

Drew Magary won on Chopped last night and it’s a goddamned national disgrace. We’re better than this.

I always felt she settled for Affleck anyway.