“All the world seems in tune

Damn Kelly, you left out the sickest burn:

“In conclusion, Mr. Franzen should act more like an owl and less like a booby”

She's a HH cup and you tell her to wear a HALTER DRESS? Wow. Not sure what kind of magic bra-buying skillz she has, but that's a challenge.

I am a madwoman for good perfume, and like you, I lean toward anything unisex. I order tons of samples from here. If you click on "all fragrances" you can narrow it down by notes. On every perfume, they have a little spectrum scale that goes from feminine to masculine, and it shows you where on the spectrum that…

Serious question: After doing my housework and applying for some jobs, I spent a chunk of today knitting a blanket with Red Heart acrylic yarn, while smoking cigarettes and bingeing on X-Files(I have to refresh my lamprey/human hybrid knowledge before the new one drops). Can I have a lifestyle blog?

So sort of a GOOP, but instead with the following substitutions:

Yeah... not extremely unhealthy. Could it be healthier? Of course. But given the realities of her situation, she is getting very close maximum nutrition out of her budget, especially considering that this meal plan must work for picky toddlers also.

I have a ton of 90’s affection left over for Mandy Moore and I support her 100%. Get that green shit girl!

I love your user name. MTM forever!

I don't know what a "diplo" is, but oh man it sure sounds stupid to say out loud.

If you turn out the bathroom lights and say "Taylor Swift" 3 times into the mirror, you can smell a litterbox.

Don't feel bad. Just remember, while I'm sure you love your kids, binge watching won't need braces, bring home an inappropriate boyfriend or make you pay for it's liberal arts degree.

I can't believe Memes made it to the Final Four.

I've been married for 10 years and have two little kids, so sex vs binge watching came down to a battle of which thing that I never get to do do I miss more.

*Awaits an official statement from Adultosaur*

I'm sorting through my feelings right now. I just loved her phase of girl power and just being super into having lots of power friendships. But I dunno I think I dig it. Maybe? Eh I don't know. How do I feel?!?!?!?!?!?!

This is my juicing bible.

Oh lovely, a new way to never shut the fuck up about Crossfit.