ANIMAL CRUELTY! Oh, Team Cat HQ is gonna be sooooo pissed!

lol the sad thing is, she still looks prettier than I do most days at work.

Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.

Leave it to Conan to get this one right.

Or a Lurlene McDaniel book about a beautiful, cancer-stricken teen who just wants to compete in one last horse-jumping contest...Mother, Let Me Ride

I think the OCD, Type-A thing is actually WHY they are Republicans.

There's a sense from a lot of the speakers onstage that liberals are winning the communication war in the media—not on the strength of their ideas, but on how they package them.

The only way this can end is with one of you getting called up on stage by Wayne LaPierre to receive the AR-15 you've won in a raffle.

Bring me back one please.

I wish I was joking but that car is a $350.00 American Girl doll car.

I worked on a talk show for a few years and Fabio was the guest. I was not always fond of talent, but I have to say that Fabio was really one of the nicest guests we had on the show. He was gracious and considerate. A friend wanted me to take picture of them and then asked if I wanted one. I wasn't particularly…

Turn around, Lindsay Wagner! Robert Redford carved a sleeping kitty out of wood just for you.

I have always found department stores overwhelming. There's too much stuff and somehow none of it is what I'm looking for.

I had a job interview at a very established firm yesterday, so I was sweating it as my current firm is solidly business-casual.

Plus - many of its inventory ends up at places like Ross, Marshalls and TJ Max for 1/3 rd of the price. I refuse to pay department store prices when I know I can find it cheaper. Just today, I Googled the designer of a pair of leggings I got at Marshall's. They're getting worn and I thought I might be able to get a…

Quote from Charlie Hunnam: "My favorite smell in the world is my cat, George."

The Taunt of Slut sounds like an Edward Lear character.

My sex-paladin casts "Taunt of Slut" at the Archconservative for 10 damage.

"I feel threatened now, which isn't fair. Sure she felt threatened, too, but it wasn't a real threat, which she had no way of knowing because I purposely made it look like a real threat. I don't understand!"