I don’t hate her! “Teenage Dream” is my jam.

I know right? It actually sounds like a nicer and safer society to live in. If you get lonely, just talk to the other salty broads around you.

The only upside I can see is that the robot’s feelings won’t get hurt and the robot won’t get messy about it...

Very true. Only my gay BFFL knows how slutty and crass I can be. My husband gets Respectable Lana.

It’s telling how just the title “Too Many Men” is foreboding. The brief “only rarely have sex” is a chilling omen in 4 words, a direct threat to the safety of millions of women.

I’m crying

I get it, but at the same time it’s hard for me to imagine that there would be no one in the extended family or a longtime servant who wouldn’t gladly take on the Queen’s orphaned corgi?

Katy is that hot dumb girl from high school who’s insecure about being perceived as dumb, who really, really, really wants you to know she reads. She posts a bunch of photos on social media like this one with captions like “Love reading!!!”, “Literally my favorite thing in the world!”

It’s amazing to me that people here are saying they have ‘no sympathy’ for him - and a nasty pile-on happening already in the comments. Him being able to carry that gun around and forgetting it in a bathroom with only a minor misdemeanor charge is a symptom of the broken/craven US gun laws, but he is also a survivor…

Isn’t it the 9th grandchild for Kris, not the 8th?

The white people I know who use the brown emoji hands are always, like, blond yoga/dance instructor who is definitely not invited to the cookout. And they always make a huge point of only using the brown hands.

Not enough stars.

That photo of Tiff at the Easter Roll is the reason you’ll never see me in bodycon dress or any garment that’s form fitting around the lower abdomen.

Counterpoint: will watch her in anything, steals every scene, genius in everything from “The Beguiled” to Adam Sandler’s “Just Go With It”

In my sage old age of 30 years and 11 months, I’ve come to the conclusion that very little in life can’t be fixed/vastly improved by taking a mid-morning or afternoon nap.

This sounds absolutely awful. For the life of me can’t figure out why I’ve heard positive buzz about this book on Twitter for the last few weeks.

Beaten by a hair maybe! Still embarrassing/deeply concerning as fuck.

This goes way beyond just Epsy being the first black female VP in Latin America - Carlos, the thicc Trudeau, is the first president to openly support gay marriage.

This was the only review I’ll ever need! Love you Bobby

SAME - on a plane and everything. It was so BORING.