That’s what I thought. Believe it, don’t care.

Curious about the Trump supporters’ stance on Stormy and all of this? Are they basically calling her a lying harlot, or do they believe it and just not care?

I should clarify that my country is Patsy, Tammy, Dolly in that order.

God, I adore her. Have been full-on obsessing over her albums the last few weeks. I think “Pageant Material” is one of the best country albums of all time.

Aww. Sasha Velour totally classed up the joint.

Almost afraid to ask. How do they not prevent AIDS, per Christian high school?

I don’t think the conversation itself was fake, but the fact that the producers set Karamo up in the situation of the buddy policy guy pulling them over whilst he was driving was disgusting. It almost turned me off the show itself, but that goddamn adorable Tan keeps pulling me back.

Yes.

Perfect Jezebel anecdote is perfect.

Yes. And believe me, if the roles were reversed, Mr. Yayletseatpizza or Mr. Lana or Mr. M-B or WHICHEVER DUDE IT IS (and I’m including even the nicest, most empathy-endowed ones) would not be pulling his hair out about how the unemployed WIFE feels every minute of the day.

Yes but she is wearing those to make us THINK of the driver’s license ones!!

There are no bad opinions here, including the username.

I am one of the (apparently few) who DO want to see a Drag Kings show and are interested in it, but I totally get your point as well. Women or men in the guise of women are just...more fun. More fun to look at, more fun to know, more lovable.

I love being trolled with boobs.

Jesus Christ Aimée, don’t put that in my head! :(

Yeah. Basically whenever I start hankering for a baby (I clocked in at just 1) I sort of rewind to the time echoed by the moment in the trailer when the kids say “Mom, what’s wrong with your body?” and add the breast pump noise to the image. Best aversion therapy ever.

How did you even - ? Did you guys store breast milk in a creamer or something? I almost don’t want to know.

My husband once threw away just-pumped milk I put in a bottle (1/3 full) which I left on the kitchen counter because he thought it was left-over formula (my son was an adorable, insatiable little beast so we needed to do both breast + formula). Husband didn’t think to check. He poured it down the sink.

It will get better, hon - I promise. Mr. Lana has lost his job like 6 times in the 11 years we’ve been together, and I’ve been stuck being the sole breadwinner with a small child. I know how much it massively sucks right now, but your luck will change. He will get hired. Your babies won’t be little babies forever.

That was the most triggering thing I’ve seen in a movie.