Cue the MRA trolls: “But why did she go to his house if she didn’t want to get raped?”

For me, it’s Adam Driver.

I am fine with this. Take me to space.

I want this too - if their physical, mental, economic and social well-being wouldn’t be threatened by reacting immediately. Which unfortunately almost never is the case. Even when they “react” later, there is almost always a price for the victim to pay.

Also: black tights with yellow shoes.

Same here. And I was more naive than even the average tween/teen.

I’m not unconsciously or consciously casting blame on Eliza - this is an all-around utter failure of the adults in her life to do the right thing. I am 100% fine with casting some blame on her parents for doing a shitty job.

Oh, totally. 12-year-old Eliza probably stretched the truth to be able to go - I would’ve too, at 12, if I thought I was going to an actual pool party with my cool older friends. It’s what 12 year olds DO. But it’s a grown-up’s responsibility to be SKEPTICAL AS FUCK of everything that comes out of their mouths.

I know. It’s just that the article alluded to the sleazy overall environment and it just screams ‘90s, when pre-teens were exposed to way too much sex stuff. I clutch my pearls every time I watch a classic ‘90s kids movie with my 8-year-old - EVERY TIME there is some 12-year-old coached on how to seem “hilariously”…

I fully expect others to come forward. This shitstain has been around and been given access for a million of years.

The fucking ‘90s, man. Also:

DMII - you better scram!

Hit the road, Mellitus!

He or she who has not been affected by “Ode to my Family” coming on the radio randomly at least once in their life has no heart!

Hey diabetes! Just stop it!!

People are having a total meltdown over that sprinkles sitch.

You just blew my mind! I guess it’s helpful if they already have the Received Pronunciation accent down?

I really want to have her skulk around corners in full Lestrange drag and randomly scream at Elizabeth ‘Yewww! Yewww sent Peter away and I could never forgive yew!’

Oh yeah. I’ve definitely dealt with that. ‘Want us to come back when your husband gets home (Betty Draper)?’

No shit! What doesn’t require butter, girl.