Fuck! All pasta?

Because I am foreseeing the wave of “Fuck Elizabeth Gilbert” comments and wanted to put tempered kindness out there.

Good for you! Are you also part of the Gets Paid Like Shit But Inexplicably Travels Business for Work club?

I can’t stand Liz Gilbert (she’s basically Wordy Goop to me) but this is sad - 57 is way too young to go. Pancreatic cancer is vicious.

That Jennifer Hudson story is infuriating. I can only imagine how business-class ready she looks for planes, too. I bet she wears gorgeous creme-coloured sweaters and has some luxe buttery leather carry-on bag. With a shiny blow out.

My first thought was ‘Eh. She can eat pasta e fagioli. That’s not so bad!’ And then I realised it wouldn’t even have any goddamn parmesan on it.

Don’t feel guilty about watching it! I *am* Jackie.

HAHAHA, that’s the first thing that came into my mind too, and I love you and me for that.

No - it should be free, and they can charge for special exhibits, like London museums.

Yep. And if I’m not mistaken, he left his wife of a gazillion years for her during the set of this very movie they’re talking about.

I agree. It’s also glib of me to say ‘Hey! We’ve heard you and believe you. Start immediately using your platform to talk about women with less privilege/power/spotlight than you!’, considering what she’s gone through. But I stand by it.

You’ve just made me unintentionally cackle, because I remembered when my stepsister (who is basically a walking TMI) announced to her 700 Facebook friends ‘Oh god I had a sex dream about Machete last night’. Thanks! ;)

True. But then we immediately arrive at the “But why should it be the status quo for there to be dickbros like Robert Rodriguez calling the shots? Why should an actress have to sacrifice her dreams/success because she doesn’t want to work with a dickbro? We need to call them out for things to change” etc. etc. argument

I like Rose and all, but I wish she would use her spotlight to shed attention on other women and stories, rather than airing every mismatched sock in her personal Hollywood dirty laundry. At this point, I don’t think anyone is shocked to learn that Robert Rodriguez was an insensitive dickbro about making his…

It’s odd that they haven’t even tried to alter the scrunchie shape, e.g. make it bow-shaped maybe? Or have a longer piece that trails down in the back?

Totally - so much hazy revisionism.

Am I supposed to disagree with her? That’s the direction I’m seeing your snark pendulum going.

Creme snug rug is too fancy. Dog-hair covered leggings speckled with bleach stains.

I loathe, loathe, LOATHE all Michael Bay movies (and their ilk), but I am extremely fond of Armageddon. 99% because of Liv Tyler.

Good for Ms. Roupenian. I can’t wait to read it!