You didn’t read the story to the very end. To the literal very end.

This is just as egregious. What a fucking moron.

I LOVE THIS.

I’m not in Europe, either. 

Is it wrong that I burst out laughing when I read his excuse? It was rueful laughter. Rueful and tired laughter.

That’s always me for 15 seconds at the shoe store trying to get the boots up my chubby calves. ‘Oh hey, maybe I can wear them rolled down!’ and then I come to my senses and look for another pair of flip-flops.

#3's proportions are giving me alpaca head vibes!

You mean the commenter who’s sad that Nixon resigned? :)

I’m really curious to see if you could see the black in my baby! No. one. does.

I think only you did, Fuzzy.

MD, I adore you and gobble up your UK updates like limited-edition M&Ms, but Rihanna’s altruistic by offering makeup for women of color and Kylie’s not? L-O-L. They’re both shrewd beauty brands looking to make a shitload of money. Fenty Beauty is just shrewder.

I’m not in the U.S. so please don’t project your shit on me.

This, by far, BY FAR, is the worst ‘apology’ statement out of the whole canon of ‘I’m sorry if anyone thinks they were hurt by the things I remember differently. I’m going to go away for a little while, because I need to make myself believe again that I’m awesome - so awesome I don’t need to rape!’ apologies.

Very cool.

You do not know where in the world I am, or who I am, but I can assure you I am fighting the right fight.

This is so goddamn cringingly stupid it made this Becky blush.

I love that. To be honest, I think he almost deifies women and girls. He’s in awe of the smart little girls in his class (who adore him in turn), and deeply proud of me (he thinks my job is super cool, and that I get to travel for my job).

Tonya is a muse for wretches everywhere.

I enjoy knowing it will affect what they care about the most - money!

It must be hard being with your bf.