How to write an apology:

@CassandraSays: Hence "torture porn."

@euterpe35 how does she work?: Nope, I'm with you. I always wonder "Who the f$%^ comes up with this? Why? WHY? "

@Nynaeve: It was pretty jerky to correct her spelling - he's not an editor, and she wasn't submitting a writing sample.

@dennisbrain: HR: Human Remains.

Clarks and Sofft. Super comfortable, super cute options.

@nestofvipers: High five! Seriously, with that logic, all pregnant women should be in bubbles. Because, you know, they might inhale smog...or eat pork...or smell something foul. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!?!?!

@UGAdawg: WI, not MN. Hotdishes do not exist here.

@Dorian Arbos: At the same time, it is Madison. People here have no sense of danger, I swear.

@drunkexpatwriter: Only if the group said "I love fireman; cops suck."

@Zulkey: I enjoy "Second grade called. They want their insult back." "And you're a moron." And my favorite: charging at them screaming like a maniac.

Thanks for breaking my glasses, asshat.

@Ghost_in_the_Machine: You also have not seen Teen Wolf, apparently.

@TellAllYourFriends: I totally understand (and agree!) what you're saying about scaling, but even with that, it is easier to take in fabric than add it.

@millelilly: Women's cut usually signify more room in the bust and hips. If you're an apple like me, you're still screwed.

@Etoiles: Those people are jerks. You just keep living your life, doing what you wanna do. They're the ones with a problem.

@TheGuvnah: @sexysecularist: First of all, I am in no way supporting Catholicism. I do think it's bullshit. Hence why I left the Church.

@sexysecularist: This is how I see it: I love America. I love the freedoms that America was built upon. But I'm not a fan of the government. I don't like a lot of the rules and policies and a lot of politicians have gotten away with a lot of egregious things. Do I stop loving America?

I'm sorry, but if those thoughts and feelings weren't there, no amount of alcohol will bring them forth. All drinking does is exaggerate existing characteristics. If you're feeling sad, you'll probably bawl. If you're annoyed/angry, you might start a fight. If you a misogynist and racist jerkface, you might go off on…

@Rote Zora: The thing is, you shouldn't have to hide it. I agree, that it is personal. And that personal decision reaches into whether or not a person decides to divulge their orientation.