So, an asshole is helping a giant shit move forward...this isn’t surprising in the least.

MASCULINITY SO FUCKING FRAGILE

Don’t worry, tonight Katrina Pierson will explain to us that Obama founded Al Quaeda, and actually piloted the planes that crashed into the towers (both of them).

My conclusion from this is that men masturbate more gently today than they did 30 years ago. My hypothesis is that the ready availability of porn makes it easier for men to get off.

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

I’m surprised because, for one shining moment, he didn’t have the smallest hands in the room.

EVERY TIME I catch a student plagiarizing they use this EXACT same line about accidentally giving me a “draft.” A “draft” is defined as “a preliminary version of a piece of writing,” not a series of cut-and-pasted excerpts from other people’s writing!

Let me wildly venture an explanation for U.S. airlines’ failure:

If you didn’t read “Could this bag be any bigger?” on the Aniston baby bump pictures in the voice of Chandler Bing, then you dont deserve Aniston gossip. I am tired of the same old Aniston Baby and Brangelina Divorce gossip though. Can’t one of the tabloids combine them? Like maybe Aniston really HAS been pregnant a…

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

I am so sorry that happened to you. People are the WORST.

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

It’d be sexier if she were knocked up by Karl Urban.

Sadly I’ve discovered that women just don’t seem to be interested in whether or not a person is a freemason. I don’t know why I even bother going to the lodge anymore.