SAME. 

It’s every teen girl at every mall in every suburb. 

Is it Pete Davidson?

They are super adorable together plus if you have someone you can fuck with everyone else with, that is love.

And the thing I appreciate about high fashion is that, even as it gets old and put in the back of the closet when things change, you can still pull out a piece or two and wear it unironically for decades because it’s so well made and conceived.

Same, I would start with a boob reduction lol.

Word.

Almost all of them I am sure.

I’m so SO over the irony of certain designers nowadays.

They seem like they are fucking with photographers and I love it. I also hope they get use of the bench if they really are together though or it is such a waste.

Why are people getting so up in arms about Cardi B having plastic surgery post baby? I figured most of the entertainment industry does once the child is born since so many have no visible signs of having grown another human inside their body. Meanwhile I lost weight and my stomach looks like sad play do.  Surgery had…

I like to think I did my 20s right, but then I look at Cara Delevingne and realize I was barely trying.

I mean, they’re young and flexible and don’t need three damn weeks to recover from muscle pulls, they think all this fancy hoo-ha is fun or whatever, go ahead girls, knock yourselves out while you can still think of sex, to quote Bill Bryson, as something other than a welcome excuse to lie down.

Lipo I guess.

Cardi B doesn’t have time to work out, okay?

Amen. I was never a straight up designer label devotee, but just after my salad days I did spend far too much on accouterments and had an extremely precise for the distinguishing details. It feels slightly freeing to be a little bit past that and to not have the desire to buy the stuff on the runways and in the shops n…

Witchy Poo!

Mr. Blobby is lowercase d demonic until you hear his voice. That upgrades him to an all caps, italicised DEMONIC

Mr. Blobby, for sure.

This is all kids stuff, so to speak, next to H.R. Pufnstuf and Lidsville.