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So just to be clear: we're supposed to hate Jason Sudeikis because of a report from a former nanny that both he and Olivia Wilde denied was true, and also because a process server did their job? Even for present-day AV Club, this is a shockingly bad take.

Fully agree. I didn’t like the original Daytona Wind (fart jokes? Really? I mean, maybe if you’re five), but this one was just so bizarre I wondered if it was some kind of drag experiment in avant garde/surrealism. The weird long pauses, the stilted line deliveries, the weird edit (what was with using the same cut of

I’m so sick of Spice’s shit and I’m glad the judges called it out. The twins are so one-note and they don’t have the self-awareness to know how fucking boring they are.

I feel like this is a bit of a hot take, but Portrait of Ruin is straight up my favorite Castlevania. Is it BETTER than Symphony? I do not know. I know that it’s my favorite, that’s all.

RuPaul: “I’ve made some decisions...”

I’m looking forward to the new Fawlty Towers starring Gina Carano and James Woods. Special appearance by Kevin Sorbo.

I think what they’re saying is that the standard methods of battling intolerance aren’t really working.

“Force.” Riiiiiigggghhhhhttttttttt. Oh, Chad. Or is it Chadly? Or Chadster?

Just make sure you are checking the health of your digital storage and upgrading every few years as the storage hits it end life.   

Just going to drop in and say “Immaterial” by SOPHIE is really quite good.

Honestly, that bit comes off almost like an insightful joke about how washed-up aging comedians try to stay relevant in 2023. “No one is laughing at my jokes. Maybe I should try saying hateful bullshit about trans people and liberals.” Just replace Jerry with Dave Chapelle or Louis CK and you’ve practically got a

Ah, I was wondering when it would start denying the holocaust like every other AI before it. Glad to see it got there before the transphobia.

That and boulderdash construction kit were the first ever games I got for the Atari 800xl back in the 80s ..Montezuma’s Revenge is one of the best 80s platformers ever!

I know people really like the Mario sketch but the reason you can “imagine [it] going into development” is because it went into development. There was a weird, dystopian Mario movie and it was much stranger than anything in the sketch, so that made the sketch kind of a miss for me.

I give this pun comment a C...ehhhh C+ :)

Pascal Goes BASIC For SNL

I’ve noticed a few people supporting Mistress, and while I think she’s one of the more polished queens, I have to say it’s telling when she says in the confessional “Girl, we were just cuttin’ up. Why y’all so serious?” after she was openly refusing to resolve “metal-gate” fairly saying “Why would we even pick ...

I like Marcia.

Question: if Robin was, in Michelle’s estimation, the very definition of “safe”, what was she doing in the bottom two?

I honestly thing the fact that he has such a unique name for a Hollywood Director, Especially when he started, has helped keep him relevant. He was also one of those guys big into building his own brand early on so his name was always prominently attached to his works.