I guess you could say This is all Shawshank, but no redemption. You know, because he… nevermind.

Macaroons are delicious— unlike Anne Coulter. Zing!

That song with the drums? I love that… song…I'm sorry. I just hate Anne Coulter. I can't be witty about it.

I'm just glad we as a nation understand that Jimmy Fallon laughs at his own jokes… YOU'RE NOT THAT FUNNY, FALLON. Love the lip sync stuff, though.

Pro tip: Don't let Damon Lindelof anywhere near the script. Food for thought.

He cleaned his teeth on the bones of Tim the toolman for almost a decade. I think he'll be fine.

We are farmers! dum ta dum dum dum dum tum—ah forget it.

"When you feel like you are not just seeing the kind of purpose of them for plot."—- I don't know what this means. Wtf?

Superhero takes on endless wave of ninjas. It's a cliche for a reason. It works. I loved this season. The only thing I agreed with in this review is that Karen cannot write an article to save her life.

I actually loved this movie for the ambiance it set. Its problem with pacing and intensity may make it a failure. But man if it isn't an ambitious failure.

Great episode…but it needs more milk steak?

Perhaps the only relevant question worth asking. Well asked, good sir.

Unleash the Cage!

Maybe the roles she's missing are because she's an overrated actress with mediocre talent?…but what do I know? I thought batman and robin was a fantastic rocom.

I need more iced tea in my life! *dramatic law and order intro sound*

The devils lettuce mmm…

I DONT KNOW WHY we're YELLING! LOUD NOISES?

One of the best reviews of any TV show I've ever read. Perhaps just because of the finality of it. I totally love the interpretation that don renews his career with the coke commercial. It makes perfect sense looking back at the similarities between the commercial and the characters. (Girl with braids). As corny as it…

Concurrently, scientists have surmised that oxygen consumption shortens telomere length in the cell nuclei…so tell those fat bastards to stop breathing as well. DO IT!

oh…I get it! this is sarcasm. I get this reference *wink*