I respectfully disagree.

This review is desperately trying to get us to watch a horribly confused melodrama oozing with shallow veneered attempts at depth…and it might be working. I'll give it a few more episodes but the preview didn't do it any favors.

After seeing the name m night schmalan on the script, you think he would have had some misgivings about the movie.

Vampires of new York is still my jam!

So you're telling me that jack white is not a vegetarian? (Burns album Elephant while sobbing hysterically. Goodbye horses is playing in the background))

Forget joaqine. are they trying to tell us that the megaladon is not real?… Why are they toying with my emotions?!!

Stay perfectly still. Wolves can only detect you through motion. No wait—-clever girl. (Cue frantic shrieking while being mauled by veloca raptors)

Love this article because of its adherence to its original thesis: Gary old man hates the fifth element. Lol