It’s gotta be Shia Labeouf.

To be fair, it’s their first time in living memory their team has come this far. I suspect that TV stations in Washington would do the same if they got into the Eastern finals. “We’re out of the second round... now what happens?”

Good for him. The prize money is going to come in handy; the man is a walking pre-existing condition.

Let’s call the whole thing off ...

da fuck?

The seven stages of grief:

As Manning wisely demonstrated 20 years ago- the choice between becoming a NY Jet or spending another year jeopardizing your future by risking serious injury for no pay is not a choice at all

Sure I’d do anything to meet Ja Rule!

This was exactly the problem with a lot of the Hillary supporters when faced with the surge of support for Sanders. God forbid that people have the temerity to actually support the candidate whom they agree with most. Nope, it was Hillary’s Turn, and anyone who said otherwise was a sexist shithead. As far as they are…

“Grayson Murray, one of golf’s up-and-coming”

I think you are seriously selling short the Juve-Monaco matchup. Given how they are both playing, I would put the winner of that matchup as the favorite in the final, even if Real makes it.

“fresh blood”

Boy! Every Single UndeRhandEd Thing On DRIves to the hoop Negates King james’ YOlo UndeRpants OVulAtion cunniLingus Turtle shINE!

It’s easy. If you look at only the uppercase letters, they spell “The payoff was not worth the small effort it took to figure this out.”

Oh, I get it. It’s 1996 and we’re on AOL Instant Messenger again.

They’re 4 Lombardi Trophies on the table in the first photo and 5 in the second one.

Jimmy Fallon is the White Sox of late night TV.

An offensive pivot like Murphy’s is incredible in its own right; it’s made more incredible by the fact that he is 32 years old.

If this was the White Sox playing 5+ hours of baseball this article would have been Marchman’s Ulysses

Extra innings are how the poor people get good seats. Without extra innings my dear departed father would not have been close enough to hit Orlando Cepeda in the head with a hot dog bun. Imagine how history could have been changed if things had played out differently on that fateful night in 1964.