Thank you for the info! And I just had to purchase a ticket. It was more money (slightly) to fly on not-United, but fuck if they are getting my money now.

Odds suggest it’s possible Wilt Chamberlain or Sean Kemp might have had a son or two, that none of us are aware of, who were in the NBA at the same time.

someone sent an anonymous letter to the president of the university alleging that the team was involved in a prostitution ring,

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

I’ll give you this star, but consider this your warning.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

By 2042, the field will have expanded so far that both Trinidad and Tobago have all but guaranteed spots, and the last overall berth comes down to a home-and-home between Turks and Caicos Islands.

“Part of why the U.S. has never become as good as soccer as it could be is because the team doesn’t have to try all that hard to qualify for the World Cup.”

Yeah this is all good and great but will the Chicago Fire win the World Cup now that they have Bastian Schweinsteiger? 

Exactly. At least W was a joyous buffoon. At least you could laugh at him without the laughter sticking in your throat.

Bush was just a little dim and lacked eloquence for a president.

Trump is the greatest thing to ever happen to W’s legacy.

Don’t pull rank on my ass. :p

I’m sure he totally asked the White House about the public Clinton email announcements, though. Yeah, okay, sure.

How to break US law in three easy steps....

This is some damn good advice. It’s why I never traded guys like Star 1 and Rook 3 when I was playing Baseball Stars 2.

Relevant: I once saw Mason Plumlee drop spinach dip all over his sweatpants at a bar in Portland.

I was hesitant to call 45's voters stupid because I had thought that it’s rude and not necessarily true.

In a bathhouse.