Eighteen hours later:

500 Days of Bridgeport

This is also the White Sox 2o17 slogan.

I’m gonna put my hand up and ask how the joke I missed about covering the White Sox started.

With these leaks coming out, escalating craziness from the White House, and Trump’s depressed toddler tantrums getting more frequent/intense, I truly believe in a month he’s just going to resort to tweeting “I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!”

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

I think watching nerds play video games outnumbers spring training baseball stories something like 20 to 1. If only baseball were important enough to have a razor devoted to it.

To make matters even worse, their star player, At Least We’re Not The Cubs, is out for the foreseeable future.

ISU = I Screwed Up (sorry).

  Tried to get tickets to this game but failed. On the way home, Konerko hits the Grand Slam and got home for 9th.

His Twitter and Instagram posts are just distractions. We need to pay attention to how he’s dismantling the EPA, the State Department, and abortion rights.

...and he’s bad enough to ensure a pretty decent draft pick over the next 2 years, so that’s nice.

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

That is the dumbest fucking comparison I can imagine. If they weren’t up to the job... they shouldn’t have taken the damn job. You should raise your standards for professional adults who understand what’s being asked of them and are being paid to do a set list of things.

She definitely fucked up in her own right.

For some reason, I did not expect Emma Stone to be the first person from the cast of Zombieland to win an Oscar.

And that you get an upfront price and you know you can pay with a credit card

Not knowing the rules and being dumb is the thing to be in America these days, apparently.

A 5-second violation is for in-bounding the ball and the ball was in-bounded. Next time understand the rules before you try to put blame on the refs/commissioner.

The fuck did Syracuse do?