On a positive note he set the world record in going from the thrill of victory to the agony of defeat

da fuck?

This guy is the Donald Trump of sports....

As a White Sox fan I feel like we have become the Cleveland Indians team from the timeless classic Major League. Literally no one in the city cares about the team anymore, the team will be lucky to average 10,000 fans per game this year, and if you asked random people on the streets of Chicago 90% of them couldn’t…

This is the messed up thing about politics, most people (the media included) are more concerned about the emotions and actions in a speech as opposed to what the actual content is. Most people vote with their emotions and with the “party” they side with as opposed to what policy is actually better for them.

This is the first time I’ve heard either one of them speak.... Sessions sounds like a bumbling idiot and Yates sounds like a confident objective goddamn hero! Unfortunately, in the fucked up country we now live in, Sessions will be the one with power.

Love the use of *45, can we just use this to refer to Trump at all times. How much would it irk his ego if people stopped referring to him by his name?

Unfortunately for you CNN is about to get really dark once that sports report ends....

If people watched Congressional hearings like they do sports or Netflix there’s no question that the majority of Congress and the President would be Democrats. Unfortunately, most people don’t care about any of this until it directly effects them and then they listen to all of the GOP’s lies about how everything is…

Oh how I long for the days of Bush

If you’re particularly unlucky, you might have slow danced to the band’s 2002 hit “Here Without You” at a sweaty school dance.

Can someone tell me what a “row” is. It’s used in every tweet like I’m supposed to know what this means. Is it a soccer term? A British term? I’m so confussed!!!???! SOMEBODY HELP!!!

This administration is already a disaster and it hasn’t even taken office yet.

Welcome to Trump’s America

Woah!?! Can you post that on here? At least put a NSFW tag before posting!

As someone who attended the University of Illinois at the same time as Myers Leonard, and full disclosure also had a beef with him, there are no winners in this feud.

I always choose the lowest bidder when flying too... which is why I fly Spirit and inevitably know that I will die on one of these flights

Um you forgot the FUCKING Cubs won the World Series!!!

In Illinois it goes up to 8A but every class is just a number plus “A” so there are no subclasses.

I came to the comments expecting jokes about the metric system or exchange rate... but this one is a winner!