*Morans. This is Missouri we’re talking about.

A fact compiled and reported by a CBS White House reporter. Literally the most mainstream media job in the country. You didn’t bother to check the source when you first read that fact in your media?

You mean the mainstream media that told you exactly how many rounds of golf Obama played?

Speaking to the Post, El-Messidi said “This is really a human issue. But out of this horrible election cycle, something beautiful has come out of it and [Muslims and Jews have] bonded together to support each other and stand up to this hate. Politics can get in the way of our basic humanity; I hope this breaks through…

This could have been her entire article.

Haha. Fat chance. That dude is way too brown.

That makes one of us.

I’m just here to high five this article. And you!

I don’t think Sully would drive a Tesla, he doesn’t like to give up the controls.

Also....Elvis, you wanna coooookie?

My hometown murder was featured in the last episode! I had no idea, found out on the train to work this morning. So proud :-)

(The hosts of My Favorite Murder have not returned requests for comment.)

Dick Cheney was evil but competent and qualified.

This administration is so fucking corrupt it’s making me long for the integrity of the Bush administration.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

It’s about player safety. What if they infect the opposing team with cooties?

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

By being terrible at all of those things?

I don’t care if Melania doesn’t want to do this shit, but it is up to Trump to assign someone, like Ivanka