sadly no. But this is what went down.

Yes. Because I've never heard the "extra friendly" request made of a male server. Now back to Kotaku with you.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, OR THIS, OR THIS? ARE YOU HAPPY, DO YOU APPROVE, CAN I GO AND BUY MY FUCKIN ODWALLA IN PEACE NOW YOU DICK

Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

Girl yes! Not the girl throwing the shower.. her friend. Her cheap friend that once screamed across a cheesecake factory for more "free bread"

As someone with serious resting bitch face, I've gotten this a lot.

They're likely the same people who think telling women in public they're "prettier when they smile" is an act of civil nobility.

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

wouldn't checking to see if a a driver involved in a fatal car crash was texting be pretty standard? Same as they might want to check his blood alcohol. I don't think it means much that they want his phone records.

"I'm not [insert variety of bigotry here], but..." is a bad start.

I do not envy Bruce Jenner right now.

Editor's note: We used the male pronoun in this piece because there has been no official confirmation from Jenner about a transition, nor has Jenner made clear any preference regarding pronouns. Please feel free to email me at marchman@deadspin.com if you have any questions or concerns.

Not very relevant to the article, but that is a bad ass Wheaties box cover. 10/10, would idolize while munching.

Because people are still getting doxxed, swatted, dogpiled, brigaded, harassed or hounded every day. Because there was a livestream on Youtube less than an hour ago with RogueStar talking to people about evading Twitter blocks and doxxing David S. Gallant, Jay Allen and @srhbutts. Because there are developers that…

GamerGate is like the Fox News of the gaming industry. Obnoxious, misogynistic, grasping-for-straws paranoia. Guess the crazies will always find a way to be heard.

The toys that these cereal boxes come with these days are intense...

Weirdo, yes. Matched perfectly to the kind of weirdo who would turn a box into THIS for their cat? (The weirdo is me.)