OH NO YOU DIDN'T

I'm baffled. Anyone who complains that new movie trailers give away too much should be forced to sit down and watch a two hour Best Of compilation of old movie trailers. They give away way less of the story these days.

The days he couldn't get to the same day dry cleaners were probably the "circumstances".

In all fairness, might very well have worked if he had recruited fewer opportunistic, greedy, and weak-willed misanthropes, and more True Evil. Which perhaps says less about his wacky plan, and more about the hiring policies of Marvel supervillain teams in general. I mean, in a six person group called "the Masters of…

I had to work at that one too. I eventually spotted a screaming guy pointing upwards over on the left, but I'm still not positive that's the one we were actually meant to see.

No no no no no. For two reasons:

It's rare, but unfortunately not unknown. I've been called a misogynist for not liking River Song, on the bizarre theory that the only possible reason I'd find her annoying is because she slept with the Doctor.

Wrong! OK, I will concede that most of these shows were terrible. But my love for Beverly Hills Teens is still burns bright, deep within the same part of my soul that looks covetously at Monster High and Bratz dolls in Target and drove me to non-ironically watch Ever After High on Netflix just this past weekend.

Ironically, given that carmine is made from bugs, the one place it should have been safe for a red dye allergic person to order red food is a vegan restaurant.

I hadn't realized that the expansion actually took place in the past! At least that adds an (no-pun-intended) extra dimension to "army of invading orcs from another world", which was a concept I was finding so dull I couldn't even bring myself to research it properly.

Hm... not really? Unless you mean there's good content for them in the expansion that's coming out in a couple of weeks? I'm pretty sure I've seen most of the rest of it (except that I don't raid and am only halfway through Pandaria), and they haven't really grabbed my interest much up until now. The only other…

Mostly people I couldn't care less about. Call me when they make a Thrall movie.

You mean there's a new website that does exactly what this other website I've had bookmarked for the last couple of decades does? Shocking.

Not that Parasyte was particularly humorous, either. It pretty much pushed more gore tolerance to its limits, but I loved it too much to stop reading.

...I need to go back to bed. I honestly can't tell if you're misremembering the manga or making a "Maxim" joke.

Huh. After googling, I do remember his face. Apparently he was innocuous enough that I don't hate him enough to remember him. (I do remember Tina dating someone other than Artie, but I hadn't remembered him as a New Directioner or important.) So yes, I'll put him on "ok by me" list by default!

Artie (wheelchair guy) was mostly ok, I think, though I vaguely remember him not treating Tina very well? It's been a long time.

Glee. So much with the Glee. *sigh*

Mine too. Noxzema is like setting my skin on fire even if I wash it off immediately, complete with hours of bright red skin.

Upper right-hand corner, with the weird giant owl eyes on his mask? That's Owl-Man, Earth-3's evil pseudo-Batman.