I am being hyperbolic. However, the difference is that once your account gets debited, perhaps fraudulently, the money is gone, and it’s up to you to get it back. Which may be easy, or may be not easy. With a credit card, the bank will put a hold on the charge and you are not liable for it until they investigate.

...never use a debit card.  Good advice in all situations.

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

Chonk-E

The most classic rock is igneous.

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

You’re going to piss off a lot of divorced dads by omitting Bob Seger.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

Hans ... bubby ... I’m your white knight ... 

It’ll be the clean one. Dude clearly doesn't waste a drop.

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

The Chosen Yuan

Rooting for the Monstars this time. 

There needs to be a hard boycott on that shit next Summer.

Papadakis surmises looks strong enough to handle increased power

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

“Really?  That’s the biggest scarf you sell?! Have you checked the back?  Fine. Ring it up.”

Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

Just put McCaffrey in at quarter back, he is gonna get the ball on every play either way.

“The most important thing is that you guys have fun!"