I am being hyperbolic. However, the difference is that once your account gets debited, perhaps fraudulently, the money is gone, and it’s up to you to get it back. Which may be easy, or may be not easy. With a credit card, the bank will put a hold on the charge and you are not liable for it until they investigate.

...never use a debit card.  Good advice in all situations.

Can’t rot in prison if you aren’t alive though.

More likely people threw bones they didn’t want to eat away from the fire and wolves who hung around were quick to pick them up. The ones who were too shy didn’t get any and the ones who were too aggressive got killed. Those inbetween were tolerated.

I’m told the free market will fix this.

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

Chonk-E

Raise your hand if you forgot that Stadia was A Thing until this article reminded you.

Deadspin Forever

The most classic rock is igneous.

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

You’re going to piss off a lot of divorced dads by omitting Bob Seger.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

Hans ... bubby ... I’m your white knight ... 

It’ll be the clean one. Dude clearly doesn't waste a drop.

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

The Chosen Yuan

Rooting for the Monstars this time. 

There needs to be a hard boycott on that shit next Summer.

I’ll believe Hawass genuinely led the excavation when someone can produce footage of him working with a shovel, brush, or trowel for a full day. Until that time, I’ll assume that he used his high-ranking desk jockey position to push aside the people who did the real work and stamp his name all over yet another find.