Mr. Kelly, maybe you should stop talking about this entirely.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

This person who found enough acceptance to wear makeup in a pic wanted to make a particular set of minorities feel unsafe and uncomfortable.

Mr. Furious: Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father’s death.

Obviously, that is why they are requiring him to change helmets

On the bright side, this is the only time a guy from Philly can hope to get doubled teamed by a couple of 11's.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Sino wave generator.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

That might be an improvement to both planets.

I think Thomas didn’t go far enough. If he wanted to act like a true seahawk, he should have shit on Carroll’s head.

Also fucking savages in the box:

Boone may think his players are savage in the box, but they appear to be real beasts going solo.

[age of Roger Federer at his death] minus [duration of match]

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

that particular wiper assembly is incredibly expensive and involved to replace and to install - i assume that when it went bad, it was simpler and more cost-effective to just replace the vehicle around it.

blue tooth esc lag is a real thing. you mock, but it can only be fixed with this gamer chair and laptop combo. 30% if you subscribe to gamerchair news on bitteroldmanmisseshisblogs.com.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Chris Broussard is on it, everyone:

I've been sober for 15 years if you exclude alcoholic beverages.