Awww, you’re my hero.

Wait, does this mean Carl becomes the Night King?

Have you seen my friend Kevin Roberts, because I got that bitch a donut!

In season 3, Barb will be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.

I don’t even watch TWD anymore, I’m just here for the recaps. (And to complain about Kinja decimating the comments.)

Bleh bleh bleh, blah blah bla. Bla blabitty blah blah BLAH!

Wow, you hit me right in the emotions. Great story.

Given the events of the last 24 hours, this just adds even more sadness to this tragic Monday.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits is one of the best rock albums in existence. Not just as a collection of songs—somehow, the album (or at least the late-90s version that began with “American Girl” and ended with a cover of “Something in the Air”) works as a coherent artistic statement in its own right.…

I’m not a huge music aficionado, but I’ve never connected to a musician the way I did with Tom Petty. I saved my allowance when I was 10 years old to buy Full Moon Fever on cassette. It was the only cassette I owned for a long time, and I didn’t care. I listened to that album on loop God only knows how many times.

Petty…

Man, fuck today.

Matt LeBlanc as Robert Kardashian actually gives his kids a speech about how even though they didn’t like Reba McIntyre’s last album, they shouldn’t print a negative review of it in their school paper, because as he says “Kardashians don’t pick fights with female country singers.”

It will all be explained in the upcoming “Paul Blart: Fartpoint”

She took one of the Infinity Segways to the grave.

It only affects one timeline in an infinite number of timelines in the Multiblartiverse.

But how does this effect the extended Blart-i-verse?

Before the Kinjapocalypse there would have been 1,000 posts on this review by now. Instead we have less than 75.

holy fucking shit this was bad. i truly do not understand where you got a B- from. This was a D at best if not a F. The only good part was it was so bad it was hilarious

So, what’s left of the Commentariat, what are y’all’s verdict on this? Generally Ryan Murphy starts really strong but loses everything by the halfway point. Last season was just shit from the word go, though.

Nope, you’ve got it. Its entire gimmick is how well it replicated 80s mediocrity. I love 80s mediocrity, so it worked for me. If it had come out in the 80s, it would be fondly remembered by whoever was 12 years old when it came out, and mostly forgotten by the rest of the world.