I’d disqus it, but then I’d have to Kinja you.

Why didn’t anyone tell me about that?

I feel so left out.

I was really hoping for an extended flashback to King Aerys II from Bran this season.

Perhaps because Mad Kings/Presidents are all in vogue at the moment.

But have you purchased your Kinja Dryer Balls yet? That’s the important thing.

It’s sort of like the American version of Les Cousins Dangereaux, Almost Cousins, where it’s revealed that the lead couple might not actually be cousins after all.

He’s actually just three little kids standing on top of one another wearing a big cloak, and the middle kid was sick that day.

Oh, Joy.

Yeah, what the fuck was up with Theon meeting Euron’s apparently long lost twin?

For about half the scene I thought he was actually going after Euron.

I don’t see an episode grade, so I’m just going to say this got a B+ and the reviewers hated it.

Also, the whole Sansa-Arya-Littlefinger thing was so heavily predicted to the point where there was little to any sort of shock twist factor to it when it actually happened. It was to the point that if they had played it…

Where is pancakes house?

Honestly, I hate to say this, but you’re looking pretty dumb.

You know, with your finger and your thumb.

I believe I’m stuck in The Grey right now as we speak.

Disqus is officially now the George W. Bush administration.

It will forever be shitty, but in retrospect amazingly it still manages to be lightyears ahead of the system we currently find ourselves in.

I was not a huge fan of the movie Taken. I found it hokey with a lot of stupid, unnecessary plot lines and ridiculous one-dimensional characters.

That being said, I will gladly sick Bryan Mills on wherever Kinja’s corporate headquarters are right now.

It’s all about Kinja executives secretly watching you on hidden closed circuit television cameras while they evilly guffaw and clutch their dryer balls that are available for purchase on Kinja deals for $10.99.

Nice try, Steve Harwell.

Thank you, Samwell Tarly for curing me of this dreaded grayscale!

I just wanted to tell you that your post is still loved, even though it’s now stuck at the bottom of the list because Kinja in its infinite wisdom has no “Newest to Oldest” sort function. Don’t give up!

There’s an asshole quotient here to be sure, but to its credit it’s far less than at many other corners of the internet.

Tell me more about the pre-Disqus days of AV Club, for I am but a youngster and Disqus was all that I ever knew.

Or tell me after I stop being gray, because Kinja still has me in gray land and you probably don’t know I’m talking to you.