Yes, he leaned toward Durant—who was completely out of control and made absolutely no effort to evade the defender standing squarely in front of him. . .

This is stupid. What, his skin and muscles don’t shred like other humans? Cougars eat Elk that weigh 700 pounds. If you think a 350 pound dude would be a problem . . .

Have you ever tried to force even an 10 pound house cat do something it doesn’t want to? It’s a ball of flailing claws. Even sick, a 100 lb lion would be a terror, especialy a starving one.

(Seriously. I’m sitting here right now with bandages on my right palm because I just picked up my cat this morning, knocked something over at the same time, which freaked her out, and she double-fish-hooked me in the palm while escaping. And this cat weighs 6 pounds.)

I don’t see any armor.

It’s not a fucking persian cat, man, it’s a fucking mountain lion with huge claws and longass teeth and 5 million years of instinct to go for the throat. They’re like 8 feet long. We are helpless meat bags with our jugular veins totally exposed and, in this case, spandex armor.

Felines are freakishly strong and fast relative to size, even sick/starved ones. If my 12 lb house cat wanted to kill me bad enough, she might could.

From MountainLion.org FAQs. Mountain lions can:

Good points by all, the ambush point was likely key. Guess they can get after your throat / vitals pretty damn quick. This is a great read apropos cat attacks https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129551459

Yeah, but wild animals rarely kill unless the odds are overwhelmingly in their favor. They live in a world where even a small scratch can become infected and kill them, so they prefer not to attack prey unless it is obviously much weaker than them. This cat was desperate enough to attack humans, but wasn’t going to…

I seriously would not fancy his odds against a mountain lion!

They are terrifyingly strong, from head to tail. And their claws are razor-sharp. I wouldn’t fancy the chances of the strongest man on earth against one of them.

You say emaciated, I say predatory animal with large teeth and claws that will do anything to eat and survive.

Depends, how sharp are your teeth and fingernails?

But they were so much better than the ‘Liers tonight!

She’ll get off. If the Glover doesn’t fit social norms, you must acquit.

I have the best version and I feel I have to share my experience but I have no time... so, I will go straight to the bottom line: Do not waste your money. Bluetooth is useless.

I have the best version and I feel I have to share my experience but I have no time... so, I will go straight to the…

You’re better off with a good manual toothbrush, with soft bristles. If you use it properly, it will outperform the Sonicare, and be a much better value.

You’re better off with a good manual toothbrush, with soft bristles. If you use it properly, it will outperform the…

The app sucks hard. Or maybe it’s the toothbrush, but after the first week it refused to connect to the brush, and then kept sending me annoying reminders that I hadn’t brushed my teeth in over a week, because it couldn’t find the brush. I’m not alone in this experience. Fuck this toothbrush.

The app sucks hard. Or maybe it’s the toothbrush, but after the first week it refused to connect to the brush, and…

I’m pretty sure that 6'9" height is false. He’s easily 6'11" if not 7'0" which makes this that much more impressive.