Wait...This was HRC’s anthem song????

Brother Burneko is a dick very sensitive dude.

I grew up in Oklahoma.

Well, obviously this thread is going deep to the rabbit hole, much further than Brian Davis call. Which is good!

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“Showing up drunk” doesn’t quite capture the severity of the situation, either.

I like it b/c it’s super filling. I love grease.

I’d just like to say that I thoroughly enjoy the relational dynamic between you and Nico.

I fail to see a problem here.

This whole thread is hilarious.

But damned if I’m not waiting for someone to just flat out truck him.

That’s why he’s so good and also why he’s the fucking worst.

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To be clear then...

The children are our future!

I think it’s a bit like when a parent has a son who is a sociopath.

I’ll wearily trot this meme out...again.

Bingo.

Use the TRX - Stick your feet in the hoops and assume the plank position on your elbows. Keep your legs together and then do the up/down, going from elbows to up to palms and then back down again. Try not to swing your legs or body when moving. Brutal. If you can do 10 in 30 seconds, I’m scared of you. Variations…

Made my third Deadspin burner to reply.