“I make the best deals, folks, the best deals, I’m the best at Deal! That’s why I will, as your President, bring in yuge and strong Tariff the sick and bad USA-Mexicanada Agreement, which I’ll do, I will, it’s what you have to do, I’ll fight it and Tariff that terrible agreement, which I negotiated and signed because…

Vote for me and I’ll destroy jobs and make farming unsustainable for anybody but giant corporations!

His voters also don’t want Mexicans coming to America but want to make sure Mexicans have no jobs in Mexico. I don’t think they get cause and effect. 

If you’re worried about China’s industrial power; should be doing everything to help LATAM countries manufacturing. Also not screwing their economies stops illegal immigration more than walls.

“If I win, John Deere is going to be paying 200 percent,”

Hear me out, maybe it just bricked itself.
It’s a Tesla after all.

we all know the golden rule... he who has the gold makes the rules...

Bingo, he’s going to order another “employee audit” and fire everyone who doesn’t pledge fealty to his perverse politics.

Trump has “concepts of a plan,” just like his Obamacare replacement and free universal IVF. In other words, he’s talking out his ass, saying whatever he thinks will earn him applause this week. He has no idea how anything works, and has no intention of following through.

Easy plan. Insurance companies have to cut your rates, but, they don’t have to pay out for any claims at all, everyone wins, you save money and they make money!

I always love these lists because some vehicle will come up that I completely forgot how good it looked before. But I have to say, this would’ve been better if there was a before and after for each of these.

Homeowner’s insurance in the laissez-faire wet-dream of a state he lives in, governed by his very own mini-me, is is wildly expensive and getting worse by the second. Let’s see Fascist Inc. control those rates first before we even pretend to believe anything else they say.

FUCK I forgot about those knobs. *face palm*

The oval office desk drawer with the knob for car insurance prices is right under the drawer with the knob for gas prices. It would be easy to lower prices, but Biden just keeps cranking those knobs up. Sad!

“Believe me! Tears in the eyes, big man, macho man, I can do it because the insurance companies like me.”

“If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.”
-Pedro

“You don’t have friends.”

OLD MAN ROCK.

Mara-a-Lago’s gone, so there’s that.

This is basically a guy warning that if we start driving cars we’re going to lose our horse and buggy industry.