Imagine how many more cars Tesla could sell if they’d just replace their CEO? How is this not obvious to their board of directors?

You’re thinking way too hard. Musk isn’t playing 3D chess. He got mad at someone telling him no and fired her entire department as a warning to others to never say no to him.

Perhaps an electric RV or a new CyberTruck to pull a new RV?

Reason 7342820 I’ll never buy a Tesla to finance Elmo.

Clarence Thomas, I’m sure, can find a way to allow it. For a small consideration, I’m sure.

A two person rage-Tweeting Voltron made of colossal idiots. Guys, I’m starting to think we aren’t going to make it.

Trump seems to have taken notice of Musk’s turn to the right despite the fact the CEO has called himself “fairly moderate”

Sure, just after they got finished programing in how to drop guns on the bodies of the black people they shoot.

Sure... but will they be able to to teach the drones to reflexively shoot dogs?

As of this writing, it doesn’t appear as though Hair is facing any charges related to the incident.

Maybe his first name is “Les”?

“In theory, he could still apply to any police department should he choose to.”

We have to start accepting that compact SUV’s are really just tall cars.  In fact they are tall wagons.  So basically we have won by tricking America into buying our favorite jalop-vehicle.

People don’t want cars. As I said in the story, the compact SUV is by far the most popular segment in the U.S., it is what people actually want to buy and own. There are already a lot of crossovers with very impressive drag coefficients and efficiency figures, too.

hands down its the Zenvo
its just pissed off at everything

All my first-line choices have been taken, so I’ll throw in a vote for the Gigahorse.

An Altima with temp tags. 

Darth-Vader-mobile

Any Mustang leaving Cars and Coffee?