Sure, just after they got finished programing in how to drop guns on the bodies of the black people they shoot.

Sure... but will they be able to to teach the drones to reflexively shoot dogs?

As of this writing, it doesn’t appear as though Hair is facing any charges related to the incident.

Maybe his first name is “Les”?

“In theory, he could still apply to any police department should he choose to.”

We have to start accepting that compact SUV’s are really just tall cars.  In fact they are tall wagons.  So basically we have won by tricking America into buying our favorite jalop-vehicle.

People don’t want cars. As I said in the story, the compact SUV is by far the most popular segment in the U.S., it is what people actually want to buy and own. There are already a lot of crossovers with very impressive drag coefficients and efficiency figures, too.

hands down its the Zenvo
its just pissed off at everything

All my first-line choices have been taken, so I’ll throw in a vote for the Gigahorse.

An Altima with temp tags. 

Darth-Vader-mobile

Any Mustang leaving Cars and Coffee?

Even looking at the side by side comparison photos- I had trouble finding the differences.

Never ford the river. Wait for the ferry. Or if you’re in a real hurry, caulk it up and hope for the best.

That is true, but this thing was billed as a SUPER CAPABLE truck that could withstand the apocalypse if I am not mistaken.

1980 is about the worse year to compare to for a couple reasons:

A month or two?  Longer.