No worries; a turtle riding a flying cloud will catch them with a fishing line before they hit the ground and deposit them safely back onto the track, helping himself to a few of their coins for his troublese.

And the beginning of trucks with idiotically small beds that can’t haul what a truck should haul. Your topmost JPG is perfectly apt:

I was genuinely kinda interested in the new Charger, and after this ad... man, I dunno. Even if he’s just spewing a bunch of crap that he doesn’t believe in to try and entice the MAGA crowd, it’ll still wind up basically making this the automotive form of a MAGA hat. I wouldn’t wanna been seen in one.

Yeah I wonder how they will get to the ‘electric cars take six days to charge, the battery only lasts two years and they have a 50 mile range’ folks 

It’s the car they* didnt want you** to have.

Or reaching for its waistband, at least.

The cops will investigate themselves and find they did nothing wrong. 

The cop probably thought it was one of these:

Was he hoping it would be like letting go of an inflated balloon where it would whoosh away the entire van?

Can’t drive it legally because of defective equipment, but cannot stay there to repair it. Either the driver is arrested for driving or the car is towed and impounded or both. Cops creating a crime where none existed.

The car can’t move. Now instead of just remedying the situation, the cops create a situation where the protestor has to pay to have their vehicles repaired or they have to pay to get their vehicles out of the impound lot.

Charges for those arrested included felony assault, but these were dropped and prosecutors refrained from pursuing further charges

If I did that to a cop car, every other cop would dogpile me instantly and I’d probably still be in jail.

All this shit happened the last time I parked here.

Hmm...

Obviously the tire pressure was off by 3PSI and this confused the autopilot software... 

so, for sure not cops

Speaking of Pontiac Aztec, where was that on the list?

I agree with most (including the ones that I’d never seen before) but gotta disagree with 1960 Plymouth Valiant. Compared to the likes of the Pontiac Aztek it’s a work of art, especially in wagon form.