That explains your one star Uber rating.

My partner and I have been doing this from the back seat without any of that fancy wiz-bang hydraulic suspension for years.

If only giant suv hoods were in the 2nd amendment there would be nothing we could do to save those kids but thoughts and prayers.  

One parent’s leaving for an errand and the other is staying home with the kids.

It’s a Demo-rat/Biden-cession, per Faux News and other right-wingers.

Americans have no idea what communism actually is. It is just the pre 9/11 tantrum word for anything we didn’t like to most Americans. You think Joe Stalin cared if his workers drove drunk, if they drove at all?

“The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.” - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

buy stock in Barkeeper’s Friend

Nothing goes better with your $10,000 pre ripped jeans and artificially faded t-shirt like a brand new Porsche with a paint job like that

Liquid lunch at the yacht club

Hot rods are cool, but they have some pretty horrible styling trends in the last couple decades, including the huge-diameter idiotic chromed wheels and keeping a rusted out hulk for the patina. I’ll skip on the rust, especially.

It does now...

Patina

Others are in favor of their Cybertrucks developing orange stains, saying that they’re looking forward to the patina the stainless steel may develop.

It is not closed, but the value of it is much less than people think. I don’t think it was covered here, but you would also need to have business profits beyond the value of the car, because without profits, you have nothing to write off against. Then you get less based on usage and tax bracket, so the savings for…

Mogwai. 

Some of the wallstreet guys who bought based on this mistaken information might also be in hot water. Sure it’s straight from the press release, but their 2023 Adjusted EBITDA margin was only 1.8% so anyone who read the release and said “Oh their margins are going to improve by 3x? Seems reasonable, let’s buy!” is a…

Hey, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog always steers me in the right direction.

I don’t agree with a lot of Dave Ramsey’s advice but you’re wrong here. They made stupid decisions and while $90k household income before taxes might be considered good money it’s not $1,200/month car payment money. They can’t afford to stick with it, which is why they called in the first place.

Shit situation all around, but the guy was hammered drunk and, as an employee of tesla, should be aware what a crock of shit most of their claims are.