buy stock in Barkeeper’s Friend

If they have 1 million users and it is worth $7B then each user is worth $7,000. There is no way on earth that is true. If it is, Twitter’s 300 million users make it worth $210B and Facebook’s 3 billion regular users make it worth at least $21T, or nearly the entire GDP of the US.

Nothing goes better with your $10,000 pre ripped jeans and artificially faded t-shirt like a brand new Porsche with a paint job like that

Did they hire former HP marketers?

Liquid lunch at the yacht club

Hot rods are cool, but they have some pretty horrible styling trends in the last couple decades, including the huge-diameter idiotic chromed wheels and keeping a rusted out hulk for the patina. I’ll skip on the rust, especially.

It does now...

Patience, plenty of hours in the day for Musk to do more stupid shit.

Patina

Others are in favor of their Cybertrucks developing orange stains, saying that they’re looking forward to the patina the stainless steel may develop.

It is not closed, but the value of it is much less than people think. I don’t think it was covered here, but you would also need to have business profits beyond the value of the car, because without profits, you have nothing to write off against. Then you get less based on usage and tax bracket, so the savings for…

This is it more than anything. The sick sad for-the-clicks culture.

It would be kind of funny if these people who just returned them go back out in a couple months and buy them “refurbished” at a discount.

Mogwai. 

Some of the wallstreet guys who bought based on this mistaken information might also be in hot water. Sure it’s straight from the press release, but their 2023 Adjusted EBITDA margin was only 1.8% so anyone who read the release and said “Oh their margins are going to improve by 3x? Seems reasonable, let’s buy!” is a…

Step 1: Buy it to generate views
Step 2: Review it to generate views
Step 3: Return it to generate views

Continue the grift with the next hot new thing.

Thank you for being a virtual friend.

They’re returning them for the same reason you’re writing the article, to get clicks. We all know once they have better app support and get cheaper they’ll all go back and get them again, but it’s an essentially free way for them to get content since they’re just getting all their money back.

Still unsure why everyone is lamenting the lack of a Netflix app. Would much rather have a “Golden Girls” app called VRthur.

I would have said Justin Hammer, but at least he could dance, so not so much probably really... :P