Fine.  The growth rate declined through the year.

That silver trim on the side reminds me of a hearse. And that overbite nose makes it look Low IQ. So I guess I’m saying $65k seems like a lot to pay for a dumb car with a corpse in the back.

It should continue to slide, but as soon as people start jumping ship, Tesla will announce a new vehicle that will be “production ready” in 6 months. Stocks will soar, they’ll take 100,000 reservation deposits, and the car still wont be ready 4 years later. It’s the Tesla way.

Google and Yelp reviews! Must be true.

This kind of shit is what happens when privileged kids get raised to believe that they’re special.

I wonder if in a year you’ll see close to every one of these things with a vinyl wrap.

First Barkeeper’s friend, then sandpaper, then steel wool, then acid, then paint.

Musk is so detached from reality. Says “great humor requires revealed truth”, yet criticizes John Oliver of not being funny when Oliver *reveals the truth* about him.

Who is walking? I’m making a single call and someone’ll drive out with a can of gas. I’ll be back on the road in an hour, max, with an ICE vehicle.

Says the idiot with no patents to his name.

It all depends on if they followed the safety guidance and created safe intersections for high speed trains and traffic. The private company chose to not invest in safety and retune more money to their shareholders. Most of the train regulations in this country seem to be more suggestions for private entities to…

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I am not impressed that a vehicle with all availible torque from pressing the acceleration pedal is quicker at the 1/8th than an ice vehicle.

Tesla stock is already overpriced for what it was, a car company. It’s valuation even with the $100 billion fall, is still more than VW, BMW, GM, stellantis, Toyota combined.

I can’t answer this in empirical terms; only in anecdotal ones.

Yeah, I guess the current popularity of the former president and Desantis (at least in Florida) are some other examples of this.

The irony of Jalopnik pointing out Porsche’s spelling error is delicious.

Hmm yeah let’s give even more power to the drug-addled narcissist who is driving the company into the ground. bold_strategy_cotton dot gif.

“Just say no” was Nancy Reagan, not Nixon. Gen X remembers.

“...who is singularly in control of many trillions of dollars of American GDP and billions of tax-paid government contracts...”