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Well if it’s anything like my iPhones, that all sounds great. My 3gs and 6 both lasted 5 full years with adequate battery life, terrific performance, and no issues at all. If they get this car right - a hassle free vehicle with an exceptional user interface and premium reliability, I’m all about it.

I think the past four years have shown us there’s a huge penalty for failing to vote.

Yea the argument they seem to be going with is “elections need to end sometime” which...yea...true. The issue is the timeline doesnt make sense to me. VOTING should end on election day but the election continues long after election day. The electoral college wont even vote for some weeks until after election night so…

“WE WILL NOT RAISE THE RENT FOR AT LEAST 2 YEARS!”

Lock him up.

Hopefully any tenants moving out will forget that they left the water running.

I love how you’re praising Musk/Tesla/TBC for taking the long, hard route to inventing a shitty subway that handles a fraction of the load of an actual subway system, while still requiring a similar infrastructure.

Bill Gates could code.  Give him credit.

Just remember: Musk is not an engineer, scientist, or visionary. He is just a rich businessman who hires STEM people, and takes credit for their accomplishments.

“How this is worth dropping millions on as opposed to, say, blocking out a dedicated bus lane, I do not know.”

You forgot honking your horn to the cadence of  ‘shave and a haircut’

Imagine the surprise of the Musk cultists when they go to use one of these tunnels and realize that the trip is going to cost $50 because that’s the dynamic toll required to keep the tunnel from being just another traffic jam.

The “autonomous” part is pretty meaningless in a tube with only one way to go. That’s like saying a roller coaster is really profound because it’s “automated” to go around on the track. 

I think Melon Tusk deserves a COTD right there for that pearl of a sentence.

It’s not driving in a tunnel. It’s hooked up to a motorized track. It’s a fucking subway train. Nothing profound about that.

It’s Elon. Teslas in Tunnels is probably super profound because it spells TITs.

seems like its just adding a really expensive HOV lane, but for a single brand only.

Meanwhile in the Boring Machine Operations Center and source of much profundity...

So he was already on rocky terms at work?  Nevermind the fact that he worked for a supervisor who was comfortable using the n-word with an employee, which kind of says the entire place was OK with a racist running things.  No way that effected how he was viewed at work.