“It had nothing to do with who or what is ACTUALLY responsible for the state of the economy either.”

thought police in full effect

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

He loves shitting on chess boards and declaring victory. 

Every MAGA nut is blaming the DC crash on ATC DEI hires, even though all of the evidence so far is showing the plane was at an altitude of 325 feet while the max altitude for the helicopter was supposed to be 200 feet.

“Now Musk is vowing to deploy truly driverless taxis”

Must have been some weapons-grade acidic bird shit to eat through even a thing clearcoat that fast.

Normally I rail against automated car washed due to what they do to paint over time, but for a leased car you’re handing back in a few years... might as well. That’s the dealer and next owner’s problem. 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Jesus, how are you washing your car at home? It should not take that much water, especially if you’re using a pressure washer.

Same people who vote for a billionaire who does nothing but cry all day about how the whole world is so unfair to him and complaining people are being “mean”.

I had a black car before. I really got into babying it: polished the paint, cleaned it often, even put a ceramic coat on it. But it was a constant battle. Hated the very next day after a wash and see it getting dirty even though I hadn’t even gone anywhere.

What kind of rain do you have that makes your car dirty?

yeah all of those little scratches from the car wash will add up. 

obligatory?

Another hot take: black cars look the worst when they are even a little bit dirty, but look fucking amazing right after being washed and detailed. 

My car is usually more dirty than my wife’s, even though she drives more. Difference is, she gets the garage spot.

Yeah, I guess not bursting into a massive fireball that could have consumed the entire city block is the new bar for high bar for a Tesla’s safety.

So true.

As a middle-aged father with a busy job and pre-k daughter demanding almost every minute of my free time at home, I definitely do not have too much time on my hands.